Now that the game is on after last season's lockout, I want to rep the Buffalo Sabres and get some gear. I live near the B-lo and from now until May it is freakin' cold here. Wouldn't you think that the organization would a)acknowledge the need for winter shirts, etc. as the sport is played in the colder months and b)provide female fans (who aren't dykes) some cute gear to buy? Here's what they offer. One cute baby doll short sleeve t-shirt, one golf shirt that is sort of feminine but looks a little too Amherst housewife, a hoody sweatshirt that is passable but boring and available only in red, along with watches and powderpuff caps. If you go to page 2, you'll see the practical Sabres "winter" tank top. Meanwhile, you hit the men's portion of the store and there's enough winter gear to cover every Buffalo beer gut. Unfair.
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You need to track down Slick Wall and put a bug in his ear about the Sabres merchandise.
ReplyDeleteThe slut wear is definitely for the hos trying to nail a Bahflo dude before he turns into a fat pizza eatin' slob.
ReplyDeleteAs far as joining the "sisterhood" is concerned, I'll do so after you chu mai poontang, McRite!