Oy Vey! Speakers up, Spike--get Dooks, check it!
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Bag of Douche
I think Flush Limbo deserves my "Bag of Douche" award for years of hypocritical radio rants about the scumminess of drug users only to find himself busted by the man for abusing Rx drugs. It was announced today that following a three year investigation, prosecutors will charge him with "Doctor Shopping". Essentially, it's fraud that involves deceiving multiple doctors to obtain lots of "brain candy". He was booked at the Palm County Jail . As long as he stays out of trouble, his record will be clean in 18 months !
According to the Associated Press, "Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. ... And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up," Limbaugh said on his short-lived television show on Oct. 5, 1995." Too bad he couldn't go away for awhile to a prison without privileges.
While we're on the subject of drugs, what's our County Executive smoking? He recently said he's in favor of legalizing certain drugs, specifically marijuana. Pass the dutchie on the lefthand side but really, what does this have to with any pressing problem in Eerie County? Granted we've had some drug related murders in the City but in any urban area, that's par for the course. Thankfully, Bahflo is on the light side in that department when compared to real cities. Anyway, libraries, culturals, and other vital services are grossly underfunded. There's been no resolution to the budget crisis. A Control Board is in place. The Casino that's supposed to save us all is a point of contention The legal battle will end up costing taxpayers when all is said and done. The football team is trying to force local representatives to spend taxpayer money to ensure Ralph Wilson's stanky old ass gets a good deal. The Erie County Legislature recently passed a resolution supporting Wilson's crybaby stance on the recent collective bargaining agreement between footballers and the NFL. Wilson claims the new deal hurts small markets. It probably does but the reality is it hurts that rich old fuck and his heirs. He's 87, doesn't he have enough by now? For nearly 10 years the County has owned and maintained the stadium. All he has to do is fill up the Brinks trucks on Monday morning.
On a lighter note, I am no fan of Smelly Jim Kelly the former Bills quarterback, but in researching the above, I came across an exchange between him and local fat slob weatherman Kevin O'Connell. O'Connell introduced Kelly at a 2002 fundraiser with the crack, "I remember him when he had hair."Kelly grabbed the microphone and retorted: "And I hear you used to be 150 pounds lighter. At least I'm still trim." Good one but too bad you're fugs. Nice yellow overbite.
According to the Associated Press, "Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. ... And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up," Limbaugh said on his short-lived television show on Oct. 5, 1995." Too bad he couldn't go away for awhile to a prison without privileges.
While we're on the subject of drugs, what's our County Executive smoking? He recently said he's in favor of legalizing certain drugs, specifically marijuana. Pass the dutchie on the lefthand side but really, what does this have to with any pressing problem in Eerie County? Granted we've had some drug related murders in the City but in any urban area, that's par for the course. Thankfully, Bahflo is on the light side in that department when compared to real cities. Anyway, libraries, culturals, and other vital services are grossly underfunded. There's been no resolution to the budget crisis. A Control Board is in place. The Casino that's supposed to save us all is a point of contention The legal battle will end up costing taxpayers when all is said and done. The football team is trying to force local representatives to spend taxpayer money to ensure Ralph Wilson's stanky old ass gets a good deal. The Erie County Legislature recently passed a resolution supporting Wilson's crybaby stance on the recent collective bargaining agreement between footballers and the NFL. Wilson claims the new deal hurts small markets. It probably does but the reality is it hurts that rich old fuck and his heirs. He's 87, doesn't he have enough by now? For nearly 10 years the County has owned and maintained the stadium. All he has to do is fill up the Brinks trucks on Monday morning.
On a lighter note, I am no fan of Smelly Jim Kelly the former Bills quarterback, but in researching the above, I came across an exchange between him and local fat slob weatherman Kevin O'Connell. O'Connell introduced Kelly at a 2002 fundraiser with the crack, "I remember him when he had hair."Kelly grabbed the microphone and retorted: "And I hear you used to be 150 pounds lighter. At least I'm still trim." Good one but too bad you're fugs. Nice yellow overbite.
Friday, April 21, 2006
Piglet Friday
Loves me some Jason Bateman....I've been a fan of his since the short lived 1980's TV show, It's Your Move. He's an awesome smartass who is just adorable. Bummed on the cancellation of Arrested Development--that show was hilarious.
As Spike and Fry know, Henry Rollins was on the Howard Stern Show this week. He's in NYC as was doing the media tour in support of his IFC show Henry's Film Corner. At 45, Hank is still hot--especially when he lets his hair grow.
Sunday, April 16, 2006
100
Yes, yes, y'all it's posting number 100! Not much to say other than my resume is pretty much done--it can be situationally edited for various opportunities that might present themselves. I already know this will be a long search now that I'm earnestly exploring it. I have a feeling I'll be shuffling out of Bahflo before the year is over. To practice euphimistically speaking, it's economically advantageous to live in this area--provided you have gainful employment that will "make it all seem worthwhile." (thanks MTM) Otherwise it is to one's detriment that they remain behind in what is becoming God's waiting room for the trailer park/racino set. When an area gets its panties in a collective bind because an NFL team threatens to pack its shite up, you have prahlems,as we say in these parts. To add insult to injury, our retarded leadership is just starting to wake up to the fact that a Casino operated by an independent nation i.e. Native Americans will not be good for the area. Duh.
Nonetheless, tips for my computer savvy peeps (Happy Feaster btw!)
FireFox browsing rocks. If you haven't downloaded it, I highly recommend that you do. It's a nice alternative to Bill Gates Internet Explorer and the tricks that it does are fun. The "Stumble Upon" feature could translate into hours of entertainment. Register and it helps you find things that you like. The more you rate the "finds", the more fine-tuned your results are.
I've got chores before I head off to the cousin figures for some Easter chow and hockey brawls. The Buffalo Sabres take on the Maple Leafs at 5. Dinner is at 4 so we don't miss the throwdowns. The Leafs Darcy Tucker moshed Sabre Jochen Hecht's knee forcing him out. Revenge!!
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Resumes
There is nothing more tedious than the necessary evil of a resume. The workplace totally sucks ass--time for a new yob.
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