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Saturday, April 29, 2006

Bag of Douche

I think Flush Limbo deserves my "Bag of Douche" award for years of hypocritical radio rants about the scumminess of drug users only to find himself busted by the man for abusing Rx drugs. It was announced today that following a three year investigation, prosecutors will charge him with "Doctor Shopping". Essentially, it's fraud that involves deceiving multiple doctors to obtain lots of "brain candy". He was booked at the Palm County Jail . As long as he stays out of trouble, his record will be clean in 18 months !


According to the Associated Press, "Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. ... And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up," Limbaugh said on his short-lived television show on Oct. 5, 1995." Too bad he couldn't go away for awhile to a prison without privileges.



While we're on the subject of drugs, what's our County Executive smoking? He recently said he's in favor of legalizing certain drugs, specifically marijuana. Pass the dutchie on the lefthand side but really, what does this have to with any pressing problem in Eerie County? Granted we've had some drug related murders in the City but in any urban area, that's par for the course. Thankfully, Bahflo is on the light side in that department when compared to real cities. Anyway, libraries, culturals, and other vital services are grossly underfunded. There's been no resolution to the budget crisis. A Control Board is in place. The Casino that's supposed to save us all is a point of contention The legal battle will end up costing taxpayers when all is said and done. The football team is trying to force local representatives to spend taxpayer money to ensure Ralph Wilson's stanky old ass gets a good deal. The Erie County Legislature recently passed a resolution supporting Wilson's crybaby stance on the recent collective bargaining agreement between footballers and the NFL. Wilson claims the new deal hurts small markets. It probably does but the reality is it hurts that rich old fuck and his heirs. He's 87, doesn't he have enough by now? For nearly 10 years the County has owned and maintained the stadium. All he has to do is fill up the Brinks trucks on Monday morning.

On a lighter note, I am no fan of Smelly Jim Kelly the former Bills quarterback, but in researching the above, I came across an exchange between him and local fat slob weatherman Kevin O'Connell. O'Connell introduced Kelly at a 2002 fundraiser with the crack, "I remember him when he had hair."Kelly grabbed the microphone and retorted: "And I hear you used to be 150 pounds lighter. At least I'm still trim." Good one but too bad you're fugs. Nice yellow overbite.





5 comments:

Harry Ballicker said...

This RL thing is so Wrong! Li'l Kim's up north in hole for far less than this. Just goes to show you that fat, rich, white dudes and OJ Simpson can get away with just about anything.

Sounds like Joel Giambrassier is blowing a little "smOke" screen out his ass, pardon the pun, for the REAL prohalems with Eeeerie Cunty.

Good wise crack from Jim Smelly on Fat weatherman, but yer right, the guy has Old Yeller buckies! Both are skank, but so perfectly BAAAAAHHHFLO!

Crystal Myth said...

The down side of Ch. 7 your "hometown disadvantage" hooch alert is that's where the cops go and it's also prolly where you'll get your fupa shot up try to score! Just so HB knows, the fat weatherman looks Chinese. Check it: www.wgrz.com/assets/talent/2004%20headshots/oconnell40.jpg

Notice the word "assets" in the URL, like their on-air peeps are worth anything.

I'm dying to see RL's recent mug shot. I hope The Smoking Gun will have it.

Harry Ballicker said...

Mug-shot is lame. It looks like a pappazzi shot.

Maybe Kevin O' Fatman will start doing Calgon commercials!!

Crystal Myth said...

I saw it on ABC's Web site.There seems to be a trend on mugshots as glamor shots aka beaver shots (Tom DeLay case in point) lol! I'm sure Fatman is hung like an ancient Chinese secret...

Anonymous said...

How those asians do so much with so little I'll never know.

 
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