As in de-scusting! Another local 30 something female who feels compelled to sniff out some fresh 14 year old fermunda cheese! First it was the South Buffalo charter school teacher and mother of three who made a suicide pact with a 14 year old boy. She's up on charges after being fired. Now it's some lame ass mother of four who lives in the projects and decided to revisit her misspent youth by posing as a 17 year old girl so she could meet a 14 year old guy. She was about 30 when they met and she got pregnant. He's now 16 and according to his step dad they share custody of the toddler with Ms. Predator. I'm sorry but when I was 30 something, a 14 year old was the last thing I was thinking about. They're usually smelly, unwashed and have peach fuzz and zits on their faces. Yuck!
Aside from the skeevy nature of this latest act, what gets me is that we taxpayers will foot the bill for her five (product of rape makes five) kids while this 32 year old does two years in jail. Here's my bet, she gets out and has more kids. Pig!
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Tuesday, August 05, 2008
'scusting!
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Tuesday, July 01, 2008
I Heart Craigslist
Yes, I use it primarily for cheap laughs--to take the pulse on the corpse known as Baaaaflo. Here's a classic example of what's available in the dating world. This poster claims he's 28--looks closer to 38.He has the same suspect, angry look in every photo. Got to love the following description:
I'm looking to meet a good looking/attractive woman (between 18-45)for some fun and excitement(friends with benefits)and whatever may follow.Let's talk and get acquainted, and possibly meet for a drink.I do ask that you provide a photo(or 2). I have several photos of myself posted here on my ad. Aside from that,I'm ex-Army,5'8" tall,royal blue eyes,tan,athletic build,171 pounds,cleancut,and carry a nice package(7+).Drop me a line if interested.
I'm glad he took the time to measure his package. Most women want to know if a guy's packing heat before they even know him--gross. The promise of fwb is just too good to be true. Contact Private Gomer Pyle at the link above if interested.
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Labels: Desparate and Dateless, Gomer Pyle, Loser